In 1789, the French National Assembly adopted the Declaration of the Rights of Man and the Citizen. In 1896, the shortest war in the history of the world occured between 9:00am and 9:45am involving the UK and Zanzibar. In 1939, the first jet aircraft took flight. In 1991, Moldova declared its independance from the USSR. In 2000, Ostankino Tower in Moscow caught fire. Happy Birthday Charles G. Daws (1865-1951), Charles Rolls (1877-1910), Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973), Pee-wee Herman (1952). RIP Charles Evans Hughes (1948), Michael Dertouzos (2001), Sergey Mikhalkov (2009).
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LOCAL CALLS - I don't think gmail, though!
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it's for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he's finished, the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies, since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call...buhdumhdumh!
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he's finished, the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies, since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call...buhdumhdumh!
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